Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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