Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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