I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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