I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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