Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You may now shotgun with the bride
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Randomize
