and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
