kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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