The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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