Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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