he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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