he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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