I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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