the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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