Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
