is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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