What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
The struggles of a small town man whore
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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