I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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