I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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