Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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