Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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