how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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