Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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