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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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