Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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