i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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