I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
50% drunk capacity currently
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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