I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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