She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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