I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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