If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
