if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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