You surviving the open bar?
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It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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