Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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