im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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