Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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