He had one of those small greek statue penises
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Randomize
