when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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