Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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