And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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