Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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