ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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