she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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