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(847): View more from Illinois

Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?

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(313): View more from Michigan

Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods

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(941): View more from Florida

For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.

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(757): View more from Virginia

we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.

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(858): View more from California

for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth

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(641): View more from Iowa

I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.

(319): View more from Iowa

I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.

(303): View more from Colorado

Where are you???

(720): View more from Colorado

Yoga class :(

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