So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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