If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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