how can u be prego again
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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