Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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