I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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