Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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