Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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