So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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