We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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