I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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