it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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