I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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