thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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