summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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