check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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